Go to:
S 38 a.bc
E 145 d.ef
Where:
a = 1½ times this beach number
b = think of a number; double it; add 13; multiply by the this beach number; add 90; divide by 36; take away the number you first thought of
c = multiply the number of ‘freak’ waves seen at Cowrie Beach by this beach number; subtract 13; multiply by 2; add 2150; double it; divide by 72; take away the first number
d = ½ this beach number
e = treble the number of “Special Shorebirds” signs you’ve you seen so far; add this beach number; multiply by 2/6; add 92; take away the number of “Special Shorebirds” signs
f = multiply the number of bounces at Kitty Miller Bay by this beach number; subtract this beach number; multiply by 13; add 936; divide by 234; take away the first number
Go to:
S 38 g.h
E 145 j.kmn
Where:
g = multiply the number of “Not Drowning” caches you’ve done so far by the km to Stony Point; add the km to Cape Otway; multiply by the km to Geelong; add 12519; divide by 897; take away the first number
h = multiply the number of letters in Ash, Dave & Richo’s Flynns Reef mate’s name by the km to Melbourne; add by the km to Adelaide; double it; add 144461; divide by 149; take away the first number
j = ½ this beach number
k = 1/6 this beach number, squared
m = the sum of the digits of this beach number
n = the square root of the number obtained when the digits of this beach number are transposed
Go to:
S 38 o.p
E 145 q
Where:
o = the age George Bass was when authorised to explore the coast south of Sydney
p = multiply the number of the next "Not Drowning" cache you're planning to do by the number of seamen; add the length of the whaleboat in inches; multiply by the number of weeks’ provisions; add 33972; divide by the day times the month they left Sydney; take away the first number
q = multiply the number of “Not Drowning” caches you’ve done so far by the day of the month they viewed the Nobbies; add the year George Bass sailed to his mysterious fate; treble it; halve it; subtract 2434.122; divide by 1½ times this beach number; take away the first number
The cache is located at:
S 38 rs.tuv
E 145 w.xyz
Where:
r = multiply the number of boat trailers at Anderson St by the number of barrels accidentally discharged; subtract 1; multiply by this beach number; add this beach number 3 times; divide by this beach number; take away the first number
s = treble the number of muggle interruptions you’ve had so far; add this beach number; multiply by the number of barrels on the shotgun; add 2/3 this beach number; divide by 1/3 this beach number; take away the number of muggle interruptions
t = multiply the current temperature in Kelvin by the forecast maximum temperature in Kelvin; subtract the temperature on the day Captain Grossard died; add this beach number; divide by the triple point of Vienna Standard Mean Ocean Water in Kelvin; take away the number you first thought of; multiply by absolute zero Kelvin
u = double the number of clues you’ve collected so far; add the number of house guests Georgianna had; multiply by this beach number; subtract 54; divide by 36; take away the number of clues collected so far
v = subtract the month in which Captain Grossard died from the best year of your life; double it; add this beach number; add 10; divide by twice the number of hours Captain Grossard lived after being shot; take away the best year of your life
w = treble the number of the last "Not Drowning" cache you found; subtract the day on which Captain Grossard died; double it; treble it; add 282; divide by this beach number; take away the last "Not Drowning" cache found
x = multiply the sum of the clues you’ve found so far by Captain Grossard’s age when he died; add 13; divide by 13; subtract ½ this beach number; add the last digit of this beach number; divide by 5; take away the first number
y = double your age; add the year of Captain Grossard’s birth; treble it; treble it again; subtract 16155; divide by this beach number; take away your age
z = multiply my age (now I'm just getting silly) by 82; subtract the year of Captain Grossard’s death; halve it; add 1180; divide by 41; take away the first number
