Hey "Desperado", "Come Get Some"!
"Saddle Up" and make the "Sweet Escape" to COGs Monthly pubnight
being held in Alcona!
Posting a menu would be a "Dirty Nelly" mistake, so i will just
stay on my side of the "Cadillac Ranch" and hold my "Sweet
cheeks"
Get "All Dressed Up" , put on
those "Rhinestone Boots", or just go "Butt Naked"*, we won't
"Hog Thai" you, everyone is invited, even "The Good, the bad and
the ugly". Avoid the "Southern Heat", no need to find a "Beach
House" or ask "Who's your daddy", avoid the "snakebite" and stay
inside, and by the end of the night you won't be screaming
"Jamaican me Crazy".
Avoid the flames on the menu, and you can avoid "Sweating
bullets", looking like a "Pale Rider", or the inevitable
"Ring-Of-Fire" later that evening..
* - COG strongly recommends you do not show up
Butt Naked, and assumes no liability should you do so of your own
willing. Doing so will likely result in officers attending our pub
night and taking you away. Having an in depth conversation with a
barage of officers while dressed in a towel would probably not be
as fun a night as you might have planned originally when you
decided to come to the event undressed as you did... You know who
you are Mr "I am only paying 9 bucks for 10"..
