Steel Nuttin' But A Bison Tube Traditional Cache

This cache has been archived.

Chuck Walla: Hello Darkmoon,

The deadline set in my previous note has been reached. I see that you have not checked on your geocache and addressed the issue with it. Nor, alternatively, have you posted a note to your geocache page to tell me and others of your intention to address the issue with it.

No response tells me that you are not planning on replacing or repairing this geocache. Therefore, I am archiving it.

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Chuck Walla
Community Volunteer Reviewer
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Hidden : 9/20/2008
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size: micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


Steel Nuttin' But A Bison Tube

Or better known as the
Will Someone Please Spank My Monkee Cache

It all started several days ago when my lab workers (yes the infamous flying monkees that I employee) uncovered a stash of bison tubes and decided to go on a 24 hour binge of cache building and cache painting to knock them out. In fact they have been doing so much crafting I have way too many bison tubes to hide. I have resorted to giving them away to other cachers who wanted them. Yes, it seems that Darkmoon can't keep up with his monkees. And not only did they go on a cache making binge, they decided to play a few practical jokes and have some fun at my expense. In fact it was my two naughtiest apprentices In-ar-i and Tygora Mish Mosh who lead the others into this game. Let's just say that my lab is a little disheaveled right now. Have you ever tried to get Hot Wing Sauce out of your socks let alone your hair? Oh yeah, they have been up all night painting and being bad. Naughty Monkees, you naughty, naughty monkees. Monkees need a spanking.



The cache that you are looking for is a simple park and grab bison tube that everyone seems to love these days that has been done up in an insane in the membrane camo paintjob from those howling, demonic, winged monkees that work and eat hot wings by the pound and drink Guiness by the gallons in the deepest realms of Darkmoon's Area 51 LabWerx. Oh yeah, the sights and sounds in the lab can scare away most decent folks or at least make your nose hairs curl. It can be so intense at times I tell you. And this being a Darkmoon cache and hidden in the woods, do I need to say anymore what might be out there waiting for you? At least it might make a good story. So put those cheese doodles down, get your butt out of the chair and head out the door because a smilie and some swag is waiting for you. Welcome to the InSaNiTy! Oh yeah, lets see a squirrel go after this NUT!!!!

Darkmoon

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