En
blondine kommer ind på skadestuen med hovedet helt smurt ind i
blod
Lægen
der modtager hende spørger: - Hvad er der dog
sket?.
Blondinen
svarer: - Jeg stod på arbejdet og var ved at slå et søm i væggen
med min madpakke,
da
en af mine kollegaer kom forbi og sagde - så brug dog
hovedet!.
Skadestuen er beliggende i
stueplan i bygning 1.
Skadestuen modtager og behandler
patienter:
- Med akut opstået skade
- Med akut opstået svær sygdom
- Svært tilskadekomne (Traumecenterfunktion for Region Syddanmark
og dele af Vestsjælland)
I alt modtages ca. 50.000 patienter pr. år. Heraf ca. 36.000 med
skader
Der er tale om en åben skadestue, således at
akut tilskadekomne kan henvende sig direkte. På grund af det store
patientantal kan der opstå ventetid i Skadestuen, hvorfor patienter
med lettere tilskadekomst og sygdomme opfordres til at søge egen
læge, eller lægevagten.
Der må ofte prioriteres i behandlingsrækkefølgen, således at man
ikke kan forvente at komme til efter tur.
Hvis du alligevel venter på at komme til eller
en af dine nærmeste venter kan du sagtens nå at finde denne
cache.
EN:
This is the 1st cache in a series of Odense University Hospital,
Fyns biggest workplace, with more than 7,700
employees
This
one is about the emergency ward at OUH.
A
blonde enters the hospital with head completely lubricated with
blood
The doctor who receives her asking: - What has however
been?.
Blondine match: - I was at work and was about to turn a nail into
the wall with my lunch box, when one of my colleagues came over and
said - but use your head!.
The emergency ward is located in the ground floor of the
building 1st
Hospital receives and treats patients:
- With acute injury
- With acute severe illness
- Severe injuries (Traumecenter Function of the southern part of
Denmark and parts of Uttaranchal)
Total received around. 50,000 per patient. year. Of these about.
36,000 in damage
This is an open emergency room, so that acute injuries can contact
directly. Due to the large number of patients may be susceptible to
wait in the emergency room, so patients with mild injury and
disease are encouraged to seek their own doctor or medical.
There are often given priority in processing the order, so that we
can not expect to get to in turn.
While you're waiting, you can easily reach to find the
cache.
