I have always been a HUGE fan of Dr.
Seuss. (remember, I’m
the guy with the 3rd grade education from
Hooper)
My favorite story has always been
Green
Eggs and Ham. My
kids have had it read to them hundreds of
times. So much that at
one time I had it memorized. If you are not familiar with the Green
Eggs and Ham story you can follow the link and read
it. This is the W.B.
Taylor Geocaching version of the
story. I hope you get
a laugh out of it. I
had a ball writing it.
I am W.B.
I am W.B.
WB That’s me!
That
W.B!
That
W.B!
I do not
like
that
W.B!
Would you like
To cache with me?
I do
cache,
W.B.
I do not want
to.
Now let me
be.
Where should we cache?
here or there?
I won’t cache
with you
here or
there.
I will not
cache with you
anywhere.
I do not
like
Caching,
don’t you see.
I do not like
it,
W.B.
Would you like caching
in a house?
Would you like caching
with a mouse?
I am not
caching
in a
house.
I am not
caching
with a
mouse.
I won’t cache
with you
here or
there.
I will not
cache with you anywhere.
I do not like
Caching,
don’t you
see.
I do not like
it,
W.B.
Would you help me
find the box.
Would you look
Under all those rocks?
I
will not help you
find
the box.
I
will not help you
look
under rocks
I am not
caching
in a
house.
I am not
caching
with a
mouse.
I won’t cache
with you
here or
there.
I will not
cache with you
anywhere.
I do not
like
caching,
don’t you see.
I do not like
it,
W.B.
Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Waypoints,
waypoints
!
Here they are.
I would
not,
could
not,
in a
car.
You may like it
You will see.
You may like caching
in a tree!
I would not,
could not in a tree.
Not in a car!
You let me be!
I
will not help you
find
the box.
I
will not help you
look
under rocks
I am not
caching
in a
house.
I am not
caching
with a
mouse.
I won’t cache
with you
here or
there.
I will not
cache with you
anywhere.
I do not
like
caching,
don’t you see.
I do not like
it,
W.B.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?
Not on a
train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car!
I HATE YOU W.B!
I
will not help you
find
the box.
I
will not help you
look
under rocks
I am not
caching
in a
house.
I am not
caching
with a
mouse.
I won’t cache
with you
here or
there.
I will not
cache with you
anywhere.
I do not
like
Caching,
don’t you see.
I do not like
it,
W.B.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not,
could not,
in the
dark.
Would you, could you,
in the rain?
I would not,
could not, in the rain.
Not in the
dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car.
Not in a tree.
I do not like
caching, W.B!
Not in a
house. Not for a box.
Not with a
mouse. Not under rocks.
I am not
caching here or there.
I am not
caching anywhere!
You really, really
won’t cache with me?
I really
don’t want to,
W.B!
Could you, would you
with a goat?
I would not,
could not,
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I won’t go caching in the rain.
I won’t go caching on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I will not find your
ammo
box.
I won’t go looking under rocks.
I will not go caching in a house.
I will not go caching with a mouse.
I’m not going caching here or there.
With you, I’m not going
ANYWHERE!
I do not like
Caching,
don’t you
see.
I do not like
it,
W.B.
You do not like caching.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.
W.B!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I like Geocaching!
I do! I like it, W.B!
And I would go caching on a boat.
And I would go caching with a goat...
And I would go caching in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
An F.T.F. run sounds
fun to me!
So I will find your plastic box.
And I will go looking under rocks.
And I will go caching in a house.
And I will go caching with a mouse.
And I will go caching here and there.
Say! I will go caching
everywhere!
I do so like
Caching W.B!
And I’ll find yours first
I heard they are easy!
The cache is located by Sams Club in the retention pond
area. It’s an ammo
can. Easy to find……. I
promise, scouts honor.
There is plenty of room for trades and
trackables. If you
want to make this even more fun, log your finds the Dr. Seuss
way.