Welcome to the most difficult cache you'll ever log. If you can meet the challenge?

Think you're capable of tellin' a big one? Do you know the difference between the truth and a lie? Well ladies, if you don't, you might as well give up on this cache, because you're not going to be able to do it.

So, you think you're up to the challenge, do you? Well, I've had others that thought they were up to it too. And you know what? Not one of them was able to do this cache. This cache isn't for the faint of heart. This isn't for those who are worried about getting their dainty painted fingernails dirty. And it sure ain't for you rocket scientist that don't know the difference between English Ivy and Poison Ivy. So, ready to give this cache a try anyway, even with a difficulty rating of 5.0? Well, alright then, let's get started.

Absolutely nothing truthful can be logged other than the fact you found it. Got it, Francis?

That's right, you better tell the biggest, boldest, bald-faced lie or story that your wimpy mind can come up with when you describe finding this cache.

Sure, anyone that's been to this cache knows about the roving gangs of drug dealers that hang around this area at night. There were several idiots that thought they could just walk right up to the cache and sign the log that were bit by poisonous snakes. And let's not forget Tank's mom, poor lady, that was stampeded by a herd of Canadian Geese just as she made it over the electric fence.

Alright, find this cache and log your find appropriately.

Any log that doesn't measure up to the Big Liar requirement above is going to be encrypted so only the creative, well-written logs are readable.

Think there's going to be a FTF? Nope, no first to find, but there will be a very special prize going to the FIRST TO FIB!