This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, wee
all the way home.
Perhaps you’re too “grown-up” for nursery rhymes?…try this
one…..
This little piggy went geocaching
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy tried a puzzle
That made this little piggy go %@*#X#X*$@
But eventually this little piggy went….
all the way to the cache!