Alien Cache Traditional Cache
buffpup: Farewell, earthlings. We have found better worlds to ravage--for now. Do not rest well.
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Greetings from Ohsschc, Grand Exalted Leader of OGGA, the Outer Galaxy Geocaching Association
Ah, you foolish CVGA humans, with your fixation on Zombies. How can you so lack understanding? It is we, the OGGA, who are the true source of terror. We have been here for many millennia. Do you not know of the cave of our middle-time arrivals with their crystal skulls? Thanks to the human known as IJ, they are now free and have returned to us with a hunger for your hearts.
Your much-feared zombies are mere leftovers from the first OGGA attempts to mirror your silly species. We captured a disgustingly hairy specimen of your early ancestors. After branding his rump with the random letters GEICO, we attempted to fabricate parts and duplicate him. Unfortunately the resulting creatures were difficult to assemble. The results were even less coordinated than the original specimen and communication was impossible. We turned these failed attempts loose to self destruct but a few still prowl the earth. Some seem to have propagated and formed tribes which survive by eating human brains. They have been captured on video by a human with the curious name of Insane Dog Posse and viewed by many of you.
It is our intention to take over your earth, beginning with the loveliest parts. Are you brave enough to challenge us? A fierce predator alien, fueled by lemonade, awaits, ready to outwit you.
Proclamation from Ohsschc, Grand Exalted Leader of OGGA, the Outer Galaxy Geocaching Association
Date 13758Z, earth date 4/27/09
How dare you challenge us! The recent stealthy attacks by your greatest warriors, the brilliant Code Zero of CVGA and the fearsome Great Scott of HRGA, were detected by our Sky-Eye. The Great Predator, wounded by the ravages of your cold and icy winter, concealed himself from their malevolent gazes. Your penultimate force could not find him as he lay, broken and battered, on the forest floor. They and their troops withdrew, marked with the dreaded DNF.
Today I medevaced the Great Predator. The contest now moves to the next level. Beware. The MicroBrigade are now in your lands. Guards protect the Supreme Being who carries the crystal tipped silver cylinder. The battle continues.
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