Ann Uumellmahaye, a love story... Traditional Cache

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Hidden : 11/9/2008
Difficulty:
2.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size: regular (regular)

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A T T E N T I O N::::::For those who can not find the log book it is in Ann's Brain Stem, this is where she keeps it, NOT ON A SEPARATE PIECE OF LOOSE PAPER !!! Any future logs not found in the proper log book WILL be deleted!!!...Please Read Story!!!

Once upon a time we place a cache called The 13th Door, (GC178QY) named after our favorite haunt, but what we failed to tell you was what could happen when you enter the unknown, as you enter the doorway, you may meet up with Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr, a widowed brain surgeon renowned for inventing a method of 'cranial screw-top' brain surgery, and his old friend, Dr. Alfred Necessiter who has created a radical new technique enabling him to store living brains in liquid-filled jars.

Hfuhruhurr discovers he can communicate telepathically with one of Necessiter's brains, that of Ann Uumellmahaye, Hfuhruhurr and the disembodied brain immediately fall in love. Determined to find a body for Anne, and a syringe full of window cleaner he discovers he can not kill and calls upon his young friend Victor Frankenstein who recently discovered that with electricity and bringing his pit bull Sparky, re-named Frankenweenie back to life, then he could bring any body back to life, and with the 'cranial screw-top' method they would just exchange the bad brain with Ann’s brain, and they would be good to go, but now they just need to find a body being deceased no more then 14 days.

Hfuhruhurr realizing he had just buried his late wife that he despised immensely around 7 days ago, needed to immediately head to the cemetery, dig up her body and return to the lab.

While connecting up all the electrode’s to the lifeless body, Hfuhruhurr and Necessiter are electrocuted by their laboratory equipment and Hfuhruhurr’s body falls into a forever sleep, while Dr. Necessiter discovers that he now can communicate telepathically with Hfuhruhurr’s brain and Hfuhruhurr still able to communicate telepathically with his beloved Ann, decides to have his brain removed and placed next to Ann, Ann and Michael were soon placed together in a larger jar where they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed now physically communicating. It’s a miracle! Shouts Dr. Necessiter as he watches the two brains interact as if they had bodies.

Nine month later Dr. Necessiter enters the lab and shortly discovers a very small object that the two brains seam to be embracing, Michael says, It’s a boy!... With close examination of the infant brain, Necessiter discovers that it appears to have facial features but yet still resembles a small brain, we shall call him Goonie goo goo. Ahh Haa haa!

The hideous child was developing fast, they soon discover he can escape its jar when he was caught devouring all the small furry animals in the lab, now knowing they need to keep him from ever leaving the laboratory, a lock was placed upon the door and the key was destroyed.
and the remaining animals (GC1581K /GC18TFF /GC15Y9H) were removed from the lab and placed as other caches throughout the lands and can only be found by GPS.

Many geocachers have made their way to the 13th Door, removed the lock and signed the log, although someone along the line had failed to re-latch the lock allowing little Goonie goo goo to escape, Miss Uumellmahaye has been searching for her little Goonie Goo Goo and if you too are telepathic you may hear her around the above coords hollering for their child. Goonie Goo Goooooo!!!!!!! Where are youuuuu!

The where abouts of little Goonie Goo Goo are still unknown???????????????

UPDATE>>>Goonie Goo Goo[GC1NH37]HAS BEEN CAPTURED
The contents of this cache may not be suitable for smaller children, PG 13 Advised

Please Keep Cache Upright as we would not want its contents to be spilled. " PLASE N O SWAG !!! " it gives Ann a head ache...

No Need to remove the stem itself, only the STEM CAP!!!

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Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Jura lbh trg gurer vg jvyy or Bqq-ivrbhf...

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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