Snoogans is coming to town! Don't miss this opportunity to eat
pizza, drink the beverage of your choice, and gaze into the eyes of
what many think is the Ninth Wonder of the World! If you have not
yet met Snoogans -- drop everything and make plans to be at Mellow
Mushroom by 6pm on January 30, 2009!!
Interested? Intrigued? Perplexed? Here is an excerpt from
Chapter One of his almost totally plagiarized autobiography: "My
parents were circus folk. Two sets of conjoined twins. All of my
brothers and sisters are conjoined as well except Mongo. I was a
big disappointment. I wasn't allowed to travel with the freak show,
so I stayed behind at the winter camp with my nanny. I loved my
nanny. She was Jewish American Indian. Her name was Sacagawea
Goldstein. She hated me. She would feed me paint chips so the rats
wouldn't get lead poisoning. She was teaching the rats to steal.
She said that I was too stupid to do it. As I said, I was a big
disappointment. Mongo wasn't. Mongo went on to Oxford. My mothers
and fathers were so proud. He/She is in a jar there next to a two
headed pig. I can't do anything right. I could have been earning
good money in the family show, but as with most twins, I absorbed
mine in the womb, but not completely. He lives behind my left eye.
He kicks it when he's real mad. I call him Stabby. People think
that I have tick. It's really just Stabby blowing off steam.
Sometimes he tells me to do things. Mostly, I ignore his
suggestions........"
For more of the same you can check out the
Snoogans profile page.
But to be just a little serious, Snoogans is a cacher from the
Houston area who will be in the Asheville area for a week on
business and would like to meet the locals. He has been a positive
force for geocaching and likely takes too little credit for the
success of GeoWoodstock IV. If you have found a
One Degree
of Separation cache then you have been touched by Snoogans as
he is the man behind the curtain of all ODS caches.
To be totally honest this event cache isn't really about
meeting Snoogans but just another excuse to get together and eat
good pizza and drink copious quantities of liquid. And to get
another smiley. So come -- speak meaningless platitudes to the
"guest of honor" -- and get back to your boring and mundane
lives.
The event will last as long as folks want. Maybe after the event
anyone interested could hang around to attempt the
Asheville After Dark night cache with Snoogans. Please include
the number in your party so that we can let the Mellow Mushroom
know how large the group will be. See you there! (And please ignore
the listed attributes...)
FTF HONORS GO TO
Snoogans!!!
