Welcome to The
Biggest Liar's Cache.
Think you're capable of tellin'
a big one? Do you know the difference between the truth and a lie?
Well ladies, if you don't, you might as well give up on this cache,
because you're not going to be able to do it.Lets have some
fun!
I'm Sgt. Bubbatony, your drill sergeant for this
exercise.

So, you think you're up to the challenge, do you? Well, I've had
others that thought they were up to it too. And you know what? Not
one of them was able to do this cache. This cache isn't for the
faint of heart. This isn't for those who are worried about getting
their dainty painted fingernails dirty. And it sure ain't for you
rocket scientist that don't know the difference between English Ivy
and Poison Ivy. So, ready to give this cache a try anyway, even
with a difficulty rating of 5.0? Well, alright then, let's get
started.

Listen Up! This cache has very specific logging
requirements.
Absolutely nothing truthful can be logged other than the fact
you found it. Got it, Francis?
That's right, you better tell the biggest, boldest,
bald-faced lie or story that your wimpy mind can come up with
when you describe finding this cache.
Sure, anyone that's been to this cache knows about the roving
gangs of drug dealers that hang around this area at night.
There were several idiots that thought they could just walk right
up to the cache and sign the log that were bit by a Snake.
And let's not forget Tank's mom, poor lady, that was stampeded
by a herd of Canadian Geese just as she made it over the
electric fence.
Get the idea?
Alright, find this cache and log your find
appropriately.
Any log that doesn't measure up to the Big
Liar requirement above is going to be deleted and their geocaching
name will submitted to every junk mail mailing list known to
man.HE! HE!
Think there's going to be a FTF? Nope, no first to find,
but there will be a FIRST TO FIB!
Now where did i put that cache ? Is the
cache at the POSTED cords or not? Can not remember!!! "Happy
Trails"!