Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Traditional Cache
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
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Ginger! and Mocha!'s snow activities reminded me of this Frank Zappa story telling.
Dreamed I was an Eskimo
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
Frozen wind began to blow
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
And my momma cried:
Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo
And my momma cried:
Nanook-a, no no
Nanook-a, no no
Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh
(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AND DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AND DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
Right about that time, people
A fur trapper, who was strictly from commercial
(Strictly commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my ig-a-loo
(Peek-a-boo -ooh -ooh oooh)
And he started in to whippin on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snow shoe
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be
So I bent down and I reached down and I swooped down,
And I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly
(Yellow Snow)
The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigoruos circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area
But destined to take the place of the mudshark in your Mythology
Here it goes the circular motion
Rub it
And then, in a fit of anger I, I pounced
And I pounced again
Great Googly Moogly
And he was very upset as you can understand
And rightly so because the deadly yellow snow crystals had deprived him of his sight
And he stood up, and he looked around and he said:
Oh (oh oh oh) No - - I can't see
(echo)
He took a dog doo snow cone and
stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog doo snow cone and
stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the
doggy wee-wee has blinded me
And I can't see - temporarily
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(Decrypt)
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