Q: How many mothers-in-law does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: One. She just holds it up to the socket
and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Q: What does a mother-in-law call her
broom?
A: Basic transportation.
Q: Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet
down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?
A: Because, deep down, they really are very
nice people.
Q: What's the definition of mixed
emotions?
A: When you see your mother-in law backing
off a cliff in your new car.
Q: What's the difference between outlaws
and mothers-in-law?
A: Outlaws are Wanted!