On the 13th day of Cachemas,
Santa Signal
Chuck Norris gave to me
13 Awesome Chuck Norris Jump Kicks
12 Pounds of Leftover Stuff We Threw Into a Cake!!
11 Nuts a Cracking
10 Numbers Hiding
9 Twisted Canes
8 Batches of Christmas Cookies
7 Naughty Nanos
6 Stealthy Stones
5 C-A-M-M-O Rings
4 Cardinals Caching
3 Locks A Guarding
2 Miles of Hiking
A micro in a Dead Tree
13 Awesome Chuck Norris Jump
Kicks
Due to his unequaled toughness, his
mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, the strength of his
roundhouse kick and his ability to stop time by thinking about
pineapples, Chuck Norris has become the subject of incredible
internet research in which amazing facts about the "World's
Greatest Living Human Being" have been uncovered and
published. Naturally, all of these facts are completely
true.
Now, Chuck Norris gets his own day of
Cachemas and his awesomeness has been doubled. But Chuck
doesn't just get any day of Cachemas. Oh no!
He's too big to be constrained by the first 12-days; after all, he
needs his own day, a day befitting his general
awesomeness.
To help celebrate "day 13" of
Cachemas, here are some of the top facts about Chuck:
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his
closet for Chuck Norris.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only
another fist.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up,
he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch
himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal
Flush.
- Chuck Norris can kill zombies with a stare.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time
it is.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites
frost.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching
a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Starting on December 25th and ending on January 5, one new cache
in this series will be released each day, until the song is
complete. Each cache in this series will contain clues. Collect all
clues and figure out
the location of a prize cache with very special gifts for the
first finders. This is not part of the original 12-day
series and is not necessary in order to find the 2008 Cachemas
Final. This cache is intended only as a joke, so there are NO
CLUES HERE that help with the Cachemas final.
This series was inspired by
JAMM, who is placing a 12 days of Cachemas series in CT.
As with all caches hidden inside public parks land, please be
mindful of all posted rules, particularly those regarding access
times. Do not attempt
to access caches after closing hours and that is
particularly true for THIS CACHE. Leaving aside the
question of legality of trespassing on parks land after hours just
to access this cache, I personally feel that it is unsafe to seek
this cache in the dark. You will have no trouble whatsoever during
the day though. So go during the day,
or Chuck Norris will
beat you up!