The Tooth Is Out There! Mystery Cache
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DATELINE: Houston, Texas,
Today, the TFBI (Tooth Fairy Bureau of Investigation) has uncovered a ring of tooth fairy thieves who have stolen the teeth of celebrity cachers and sold them on the Black Tooth Market. Sometimes these teeth were stolen from the Tooth Warehouse and sometimes they were extracted from the cacher while he/she slept. (That answers a few questions!) Unnamed sources have also quoted the prices paid for the celebrity teeth.
$1,500 - Parkerplus - unused
1,250 - ATMA
1,250 - Pepper
1,000 - gsguru
800 - Kirbydox
750 - Houston Control
500 - Benttandem
500 - ggmorton
50 - Two Dog Night
Sources who wish to remain anonymous for fear of losing their own teeth report that Texas Dreamweaver's teeth were on the list, but were determined to be store-bought.
Authorities still need the master list of tooth rustlers that were smuggled out of the Tooth Mafia office. A paid tooth fairy informant, known only as K9, had been sneaking important documents to TFBI agents when his identity was compromised. His lifeless body was found bound by dental floss and stuffed in a spit bowl. Dental drill marks covered his tiny tortured body. However before he was captured, he left a cryptic dental message to tell us where the missing documents are hidden.
xx = lower right inner premolar
x = upper right rear premolar
xx = lower left rear premolar
x = upper right rear premolar
x = false tooth
x = upper left inner incisor
x = upper right outer premolar
xx = lower right rear premolar
x = upper right inner incisor
x = upper right canine
x = upper right canine
Unravel the code and help us recover these teeth. They are reportedly kept under lock and chain near a location that has Happy Teeth. There is only room for a log so bring your own pen.
CONGRATS: To Crab and Ram for a brilliant FTF. Their first!
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Grrgu unir ahzoref.