A few words of advice on this cache series:
1) Muggles, Muggles everywhere so your best stealth is
required.
2) Rehide the container as good or better than you found
it.
3) Did I mention MUGGLES?
4) If a cache is unobtainable due to muggle infestation then
please come back for it on a future attempt. Hiding them is a joy
for me, replacing a container is not.
I am taking this opportunity to introduce some of my own five
star evil into the Portland metro area. This one is in the spirit
of some other difficult micro caches in the area. I have enjoyed
making three or four trips back to hunt some of the really "crazy"/
"Vicious" and "Shady" micros... ACTUALLY I have not enjoyed making
the return trips back at all... I was lying about that...and I have
wished harm on all of these cache owners at times for these
monstrously hard to find caches... I guess some might enjoy the
headache they get from a lengthy search and the thought of a DNF
failure.
I despise impossible hides and yet I find myself in the middle
of the night making these ugly little nightmarish devices. This
sign only micro was slated to be a hard 3.5 star difficulty
however, while searching for a suitable location, I came across
this area and had a much more wicked idea of how to arrange this
one. I am not providing a description of the container nor will I
be giving a hint. I will tell you that the container is
approximately two inches wide and six inches tall at its widest
points.
For an added irritation, light tree cover may play with your
GPSr signal a bit.
Coords are taken from a 2100 average.
Remember to bring a pen to sign the log.
Muggles may be present at times making this one impossible to
hunt...this only adds to the challenge. Due to the location and
nature of this hide, please rehide this one as well as or better
than you found it. This will insure that it will have staying power
and it will also make the next hunter "earn their five stars". I
hope you enjoy this extremely frustrating and horribly devious
micro as much as I had altering it and placing it.
Scream, curse, stamp your feet, throw a tantrum...if it makes
you feel better...but it will not help you find it...
PLEASE DO NOT GIVE HINTS OR SPOILERS IN YOUR LOGS! I DO NOT WANT
TO DELETE ANYONE, HOWEVER, IF YOU DO, I WILL BE FORCED TO REMOVE
THE LOG TO PROTECT THE SPIRIT AND INTEGRITY OF THE CACHE. ALSO, I
WILL BE CHECKING THE LOG SHEET OFTEN SO PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOUR
NAME IS ON IT BEFORE POSTING A FIND! AGAIN, IF YOU DO NOT SIGN THE
LOG, I WILL BE FORCED TO REMOVE YOUR FIND.
If you hunt this one and do not find it, please post a DNF log
for every seperate visit. I would like to keep track of it
all.
