Edinburgh, Scotland reports massive earthquake as BHO signs
trillion dollar spending bill.
Dear Mr. President,
With all due respect, my wife and I do not have the money to
repay the debt that is funding your priorities. My children
will never have the money. My grandchildren will never have the
money either. I have scheduled a meeting with the Chinese
delegation to the (redacted) next week to discuss funding
(unsecured) personal bonds so that I can afford to give you the
chinese-made shirt off my back.
Don't forget your red pen.
Geocache satire in the spirit of "The Onion - America's
Finest News Source".
Maryland DNR Approved
