For those folks who are politically “neutral”, just ignore the
following & go after the cache. BUT… for those who do have
definite political opinions, read on & have fun!
In keeping with the theme of these caches, some
days you just have to poke fun at something (including our
government)!
We have enough ‘youth’ ... How about a 'Fountain
of Smart'?
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we don’t seem to
be using it anymore.
If money isn't everything, why does it seem there so many people
who want mine?
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for
you.
Seems the real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse is specifically because 'Thou Shalt Not
Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians creates a
hostile work environment.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for
you.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Gun Control: using both hands.
You have not over-indulged if you can lie on the floor, without
holding on.
The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the credit
card companies.
A direct quote from an article in the New York Times:… “The latest
survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the
population”.
Does anyone find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our
government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three
years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington!? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But…
they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. (Maybe we should give each of them a
cow.)
Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like
calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist '.
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators
attacking people in Florida ...So, I decided to concentrate on
solutions for the problems.
- Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
- Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the
levies.
- Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican
border.
It's a win-win situation!
CONGRATULATIONS to
MCGUYVER2 and hunter290 for their
Co-FTF!!