Arrh,Avast me Hearties, it be come to me notice through some Skullduggery on Capt. Bluebeards Ship, Midshipman Zork let be slip wherest be the treasure Cache hid!
Begorrah! me Matey's, plunder their hid Cache in thy sworn duty as a Privateer of this land of thy King!--Long live Long John Dangly Keys!!
Look Lively me Hearties, this Missive be not for the Lily-Livered amongst thee, as on bein waylaid and cast down before yon Jolly Roger, it be resultin in meetin Bucanneer "Cat 'O Nine Tails" or Keelhauled" before meetin Davy Jones Locker no less!!
ARRH!! BE THY WARNED LADS and LASS'S!
DISCLAIMER--Not all the above is strictly factual and the names have no connection to anyone alive, well, apart from the goat!
NOW, HERES HOW T SPEAK PIRATE!!---LINK