A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to
20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch,
saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow
thine
enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice
and
did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and
fruit-bats
and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord
say,
"First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to
three.
Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of
the
counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither
shalt
thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three.
Five
is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the
counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade
in
the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight,
shall
snuff it."
-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
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