WATCH YOUR STEP, THE STONES ARE ALL LOOSE.
SNOW MAY BE COVERING UP A DEEP STEP DURING THE WINTERTIME
{Secret: There is a hidden visitor parking spot directly behind the ICF building}

Monsoons have taken their toll on the poopdeck and this captain has no intention of cleaning up the mess, although it does look like somebody is still making a token effort.
If you see the Fourth Mate, please send him back to the ship - he never returned from shoreleave. Apparently he also took some of the captain's baubbles with him as he went ashore for his yearly bath.
(Baubbles... bath... it's a pun... Hold the groans, I can't hear you anyhow...)
Argh! King Poseidon has been throwing a tantrum trying to knock this one down for a find! I have consulted with the Dreadpirate Hideki (of the CGS Gauss) and have switched to an attractive container of his design.
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