YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A GREEN AMMO CAN
SURGEONS
WARNING
IF YOU DO
NOT QUALIFY AS A BONSAIRAD, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FIND THIS
CACHE.
POSSIBLE
ADVERSE AFFECTS: 1) You will feel the need to blurt out loud,
inappropriate, profane language 2) You will feel the desire
to
write the listing holder to notify them of muggled or
inaccurate
cache coordinates 3) You will feel the need to stomp and whine as
a
two year old 4) You will swear yourself off of caching for the
rest
of your life (then start again the next day)
IF ANY OR ALL
OF THESE ADVERSE AFFECTS OCCUR, LEAVE THE CACHE SITE IMMEDIATELY
AND SEEK MENTAL HEALTH INTERVENTION.
RELEASE: Under Florida law,
geocache
hiders and/or BonsaiRAD shall be held harmless for lost or
fragmented minds suffered as a participant of the nonsensical
geocaching activity. Non-BonsaiRADS are assuming any and all
inherent risks.
FLORIDA'S BAKER ACT LAW permits
issuance of ex parte order to initiate an involuntary examination
if there is reason to believe mental addictive illness will cause
geocacher to cause serious harm to himself /herself or others after
attempting BonsaiRAD caches.
IF YOU HEAR CRANES OR LOW HUMMING
SOUND GO TO NEAREST MENTAL FACILITY: 95S, Exit 45th St.
East