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WHO took my span????
We all know that Ace Ventura (Pet
Detective) is Canadian.
After hearing rumours that his favourite
place in all of Canada had been vandalized, Ace transformed himself
into
ACE VENTURA .... Bridge
Detective!
To confirm that his favourite span was
indeed missing Ace spent vast amounts of his own money ($241.32
CDN) to build and launch his own spy satellite. After launching,
the satellite ended up orbiting 101,000 kilometres above Earth. Ace
is, after all, a Bridge Detective and not a rocket scientist but
the optics are still V E R Y good, thereby challenging the adage
that 'you get what you pay for'.
Ace determined that the span is indeed
missing :(
Ace then spent a couple of days making
phone calls to millions of tourists and locals alike. Ace was able
to gather the photographic evidence shown below.
After applying his very own "Theory of
Reverse Bargeology" Ace had the evidence!
However, even though he was able to
determine how the span was taken away from its former position, Ace
was never able to determine where the span is now.
Your mission, should you decide to accept
the challenge, is to find where the span
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