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Beware The Black Knight Traditional Cache

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forestfyre07: the lid is the only part of the cache that remains, saw some of the log pages scattered about.

looks like the black knight won this bout

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Hidden : 6/27/2009
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
2 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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ARTHUR:      You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.      [pause]      I am Arthur, King of the Britons.      [pause]      I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.      [pause]      You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?      [pause]      You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:      None shall pass.
ARTHUR:      What?
BLACK KNIGHT:      None shall pass.
ARTHUR:      I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:      Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:      I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:      I move for no man.
ARTHUR:      So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:      Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.      [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR:      Now stand aside, worthy adversary .
BLACK KNIGHT:      'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:      A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:      No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:      Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:      I've had worse.
ARTHUR:      You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:      Come on, you pansy!      [clang]      Huyah!      [clang]      Hiyaah!      [clang]      Aaaaaaaah!      [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR:      Victory is mine!      [kneeling]      We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:      Hah!      [kick]      Come on, then.
ARTHUR:      What?
BLACK KNIGHT:      Have at you!      [kick]
ARTHUR:      Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:      Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:      Look, you stupid ****. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:      Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:      Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:      Just a flesh wound.      [kick]
ARTHUR:      Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:      Chicken!      [kick]      Chickennn!
ARTHUR:      Look, I'll have your leg.      [kick]      Right!      [whop]      [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:      Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:      You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:      Come here!
ARTHUR:      What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:      I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:      You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:      The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.      [whop]      [ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:      Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:      Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:      Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off! J

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