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Do NOT find this cache! Traditional Cache

This cache has been archived.

GeoLMT: I went to go change logsheet, and discovered entire cache is gone. So are all the bushes it was hiding under. There is no real cover for a new cache, or for cachers to hide behind while they sign the log. It's all a big open area now.

Archiving this, but will think of a new container design for the area. Thanks for all that found this, even though the title said NOT to. [;)]

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Hidden : 7/24/2009
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


Do you have a problem with
Geocaching?


Only you can answer that question for yourself. However, taking
the following quiz may help to put your relationship to geocaching
in perspective for you. If you end up answering "yes" to three or
more questions, you may want to take a good look how your life is
affected by geocaching.


Have you missed classes or work because of
geocaching?

Do you have trouble refusing geocaching?

Do you need geocaching in order to have fun at a party?

Do you use geocaching to build up your self-confidence?

Do you use geocaching to help you relax?

Have you tried to give up geocaching and failed?

Do you crave geocaching as soon as you wake up?

Do you get into trouble because of geocaching?

Do you crave geocaching at a definite time daily?

Do you lie to others about how often you partake in
geocaching?

Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of
geocaching?

Do you often wish people would just mind their own business
about you and geocaching?


Experts on the subject (forum participants) have identified a
number of other waning signs to be on the lookout for. Some
examples are:


-You are familiar with words like, 'gerr', 'ybt', 'fghzc', 'ebpx', 'haqre', or 'oruvaq'

-You know the zip codes of all your out-of-town relatives off the top of your head.

-You actually look forward to visiting the in-laws.

-You no longer talk to your friends about geocaching (none of them will allow it.)

-You find yourself having to explain to your significant other why
there is a sudden shortage of tupperware containers in the
kitchen.

-Your driveway is covered with spray-painted cache box silhouettes.

-You begin making grocery purchases based on the items' usefulness
as cache containers.


I’m here to help. This cache is a test to see how addicted to geocaching you really are.

Your goal is to NOT find this cache.


We all know that there are those among us (and you know who you
are!) who, when they look at the page showing their 25 nearest
caches, see nothing but a perfect page full of finds. Then that new
cache comes along and spoils your pristine page. It sits there at
the top of the list. Taunting you. Staring at you like a giant
unblinking eye. It calls out to you. "Fiiiind meeee..."

You comply, even though the sun is barely peeking over the horizon.

If you're lucky, you score a "First to Find", and then race back to log it in and remove it from your top 25 list.

The question is, how strong are you? Can you resist searching out this cache? You have nothing to gain from finding it.

- There is no invigorating hike.

- There are no breathtaking views.

- There are no cool first finder tokens to find or other cool pieces of cache swag to trade for. In fact, the cache contains nothing but a logsheet.

The only thing you have to gain from searching out this cache is just adding another find to your total. Show the world how strong you are. You can stop geocaching anytime you want. Really you can...


"Fiiiind meeee..."


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    Congratulations to TheMcMorrows for the FTF! Please seek help now that you've admitted your addiction!

    And congratulations to wirenut72 for the first to DNF. This is your first step of many in a long journey from recovering from this addiction.

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    Additional Hints (Decrypt)

    Vg'f onq rabhtu gung lbh'er ybbxvat sbe guvf. Qb lbh guvax V'z tbvat gb or erfcbafvoyr sbe urycvat nybat lbhe nqqvpgvba ol npghnyyl cebivqvat n uvag?

    Decryption Key

    A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
    -------------------------
    N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

    (letter above equals below, and vice versa)