My training was in chemistry and microbiology, but most of you know me for my work with particularly 'stinky' compounds (and caches). This is the latest stinker that I've managed to synthesize. I discovered the secret to making Unobtainium by combining two very unusual molecules (Confoundium and Discouraginium). It's nearly impossible to synthesize the precursors, since one must use only the second most common isotopes for their synthesis. I also used cold fusion (yielding 1.21 Gigawatts of power) through a flux capacitor to catalyze the reaction, but anything else producing that kind of power should be OK too. Be careful when you make it, since a tremendous amount of hot gas is usually produced! If you don't get it just right, you almost always end up with 100% pure bolognium (and nearly a thousand times as much hot air). Since unobtainium is particularly rare (it's worth more than million times it's weight in gold), I've had to hide it in a particularly difficult to reach spot. Keen eyes should spot it on the first trip to GZ, but more prudent cachers will need to formulate a plan to actually sign the log on their next attempt. So what's it used for? I think it would make an excellent floor wax AND a dessert topping! If you log a find, add your ideas to your log, and I'll try and update the list of 'uses'.
You may be tempted to cross train tracks to reach this cache. Recent encounters between geocachers, trains, and law enforcement compel me to tell you to FIND AN ALTERNATE ROUTE! You can get to GZ in a perfectly acceptable manner, but it will require a little longer trip. Be smart, STAY SAFE, and obey the law!
