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Legal Ease Mystery Cache

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Mr.Charlie: Case dismissed

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Hidden : 9/2/2009
Difficulty:
2 out of 5
Terrain:
2 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

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Geocache Description:

The listed coordinates do not tell you where to find the cache, but they may or may not be of assistance.
You will need to determine the final coordinates and instructions from the following information.
If you don’t like it, sue me.



CONTRACT


This document shall represent a non-binding agreement between the party of the first part, hereafter referred to as the cache owner, and the party of the second part and all parties thereafter, henceforth known as the seekers and/or finders, to be contingent upon such categorization as set forth below. The cache owner shall hide and maintain a geocache as set forth by the parameters listed below for subsequent parties to attempt to locate. Owner retains all rights with respect to said container, items contained therein and online representation of this Contract.


SECTION 1. GEOCACHE HIDE

The cache owner agrees to hide a suitably sized container in a publicly accessible location. Every reasonable attempt shall be made to conform to guidelines as set forth in Appendix A.

Geocache shall be a regular sized container as defined on listing service at geocaching.com. Said geocache will not be an event cache in which case all parties would attend and partake in a party planned by the party of the first part. The party of the first part will not be a party to such a party. No such party or parties will take place in connection with this listing with the exception of parties organized by third parties for the express purpose of hunting this geocache for which the owner will not be responsible in part or otherwise.

  1. Container shall not exceed volume of one third (1/3) of a firkin so as not to be defined as “large,” nor shall it fall below a minimum of 842 milliliters so as to avoid being classified as “small.” Container shall be painted in a suitable method so as to be camouflaged in the natural surroundings.
  2. Container shall not be rendered invisible. All applicable laws of physics shall be conformed to as far as practicable.
a) Container may be disguised in a manner to blend in with surroundings, i.e. painted to resemble another object suitable to the location and/or theme of said geocache placement as per Paragraph 6.

b) Container may be covered in materials either natural or unnatural to the location in an attempt to disguise said container. Materials could include but shall not be limited to: sticks, rocks, leaves, logs, mulch, trees, vegetation, woodchucks, shrews and harpies.
i. No animals shall be harmed in the placement of said camouflage.
ii. Even if they really deserve it.


Maintenance: Cache owner agrees to make reasonable efforts to keep the container in place and replace if missing. Attempts will also be made to ensure that said container remains in acceptable functional condition and contains a respectable amount of trade items as set forth in paragraph 4 of Section 1.

  1. Should container be missing as defined herewith:
    a) gone
    b) not there
    c) stolen
    d) somewhere else
    e) in absentia
    then geocache listing will be temporarily disabled until a suitable replacement container as set forth in Section 1 paragraph 2 can be procured, decorated, filled with items as defined below and replaced in the same or another appropriate location.
  2. Cache owner reserves the right to replace said container in a new location at any time, provided the new location is updated in the Contract. Should such action become necessary it is incumbent upon the seekers of said geocache container to read the Contract again lest they fail to find said container.
  3. Owner will not be held responsible in any way for failure to find associated container due to failure of seeker to read or comprehend Contract.
  4. Owner shall maintain Contract in accordance with guidelines as set forth in appendix A including description, hints and online logs.
    a) No hints shall be given.


Trade Items: Container shall contain suitable items for trade. Trade items shall include a variety of items including but not limited to:
  1. stuff
  2. trackable items
  3. other stuff
Owner assumes no responsibility for quality of trade items at any time during the lifespan of the geocache. Reasonable effort shall be made upon initial placement to include items appropriate to the theme of said geocache.


Logbook: Container will contain a logbook suitable for writing logs. A writing implement shall be included in the container for inscribing prescribed logs.
  1. Logbook shall consist of appropriate notebook consisting of lined paper with a minimum of thirty-seven (37) pages. Prima facie resemblance of cover in closed position to legal pad is strictly due to the interpretation of cache finder as defined in Section 3 and is not due to any attempt by cache owner to be “funny” in any way. Cache owner will not be held responsible for humor found or unfound in any part of logbook.
  2. Cache owner subsumes no responsibility for functionality of said writing implement(s). Writing implement(s) shall be included upon initial placement and inspected upon each visit for the express purpose of maintaining said geocache.
    a) Said implement, if pen, is assumed to be in working order upon placement but may be subject to the following conditions.
    i. out of ink
    ii. frozen
    iii. broken
    iv. leaking
    v. otherwise incapacitated
    b) If implement is pencil then sharpener may be included. Cache finders as defined in Section 3 shall be responsible for maintenance of said pencil for themselves but not for all subsequent finders.
  3. Should finders not find or have suitable implement to mark logbook they shall make a reasonable effort to mark log using other fashion as set forth in Section 3, paragraph 2, subsection 1.


Container: Upon initial placement container shall be a regulation metal ammunition container known to hold ammunition measuring 30mm in width. Exterior of can shall be painted in a method so as to simulate appearance as another object more commonly associated with theme of said geocache placement in its entirety. To wit:
a) Can shall be sprayed with minimum of three (3) coats of various solvent based aerosol coatings to alter appearance.

b) Can may resemble fine Corinthian leather, but any resemblance to a container designed to hold and transport documents is strictly up to the interpretation of finders as per Section 1, Paragraph 5.1.

c) Can shall be locked. Lock shall contain minimum of three (3) rotating dials that shall be maneuvered to open said device allowing access to items contained as per paragraphs 4 and 5 of this section.


SECTION 2. GEOCACHE SEEKING RESPONSIBILITIES

Cache seekers shall make every reasonable attempt to find said geocache and log their find online on the appropriate geocache listing page. It is assumed that anyone attempting to locate said container will have read and attempt in all cases to comply with the disclaimer as set forth in Appendix B. Cache owner is no way responsible for failure of seekers to take necessary precautions as to safety as set forth in Appendix B. Owner will not be held responsible in any way for failure to find or open associated container due to failure of seeker to read or comprehend Contract. Seeker may deposit vehicular transportion device at or near published location on listing service for purposes of seeking said container provided compliance with all local regulations is observed. Container shall be located in end of log at Universal Transverse Mercator coordinates numbering easting four zero nine eight seven eight. The northing coordinates shall be four six eight one zero seven three. After seekers locate the container they shall be categorized as finders and proceed to the instructions located in Section 3.


SECTION 3. GEOCACHE FINDING

Upon location of container all finders shall be required to open said container. Container shall be secured as per Section 1, paragraph 6(c). Information required to open device used to secure said container shall be one (1) of two (2) three (3) digit numbers signifying the minute portion of coordinates of Contract as published on listing service. Finder shall rotate alphanumeric dials as prescribed until in alignment with line on said device to open securing device. Upon completion of all subsequent steps in Section 3 finder shall replace device as found and reset all dials to sequence other than that required to open said device. Container shall be returned to original location as found. Failure to comply with all paragraphs in Section 3 may render finder’s claim invalid and subject to ipso facto deletion by owner.


Cache contents: Finders shall deal with contents of container according the manner prescribed below.

  1. Container shall include a logbook as proscribed above in Section 1, paragraph 5. Finders shall remove logbook from container and, at a minimum, make a mark known to represent them on a page in said logbook. Marks acceptable shall include but not be limited to:
    a) signature of online geocaching account
    b) signature of name
    c) stamp
    d) other representative picture or pictograph
    e) pseudonym
    f) nom de guerre
    g) X
    h) aka
    i) blood sample
  2. Finders are encouraged to notate other information in the logbook and shall not be limited to signature only.
  3. Upon completion of above task by all members of the party the logbook shall be deposited and sealed in water resistant device and replaced in main container, said device to be provided by cache owner. Should device fail another may be provided ex gratia by finder which will be appreciated by owner.


Trade items: Items other than logbook and writing implements contained in the container are intended as items to trade. It is not necessary to trade items but the following restrictions shall be adhered to in the event such trade shall take place.

  1. Each item taken shall be replaced with an item of comparable value. Items suitable for trade shall include but not be limited to:
    a) Trinkets
    b) toys
    c) McToys
    d) fobs
    e) doo-dads
    f) local currency
    g) useful items
    h) money
    i) stuff you found while walking from your car
  2. Items that are inappropriate to leave as trade items include but shall not be limited to as per Appendix A:
    a) food or food type items
    b) explosives, fireworks, ammo, lighters, knives (including pocket knives and multi-tools), drugs, alcohol or other illicit material, blah blah blah ad infinitum
    c) stuff I don’t need
    d) livestock
    e) junk
  3. Items known as trackable items as defined in Section 3, Paragraph 4 shall not be included in this category and are subject to their own regulations as defined in that Paragraph.

Trackable items: Trackable items shall be properly logged in and out of the cache listing as per customary practices indicated by Appendix C. Items collectively known as “trackables” shall include but not be limited to:

a) travel bug dog tags and their associated items
b) geocoins
c) pathtags
d) properly tagged and tracked wildlife as per Sec1. Para 2(b)i as above if in compliance with all local laws and regulations.


Online logs: Upon agreement of Contract and completion of the tasks forthwith finders may append online Contract indicating their status as having “found” the container. Finders are encouraged, but not required, to write a log detailing their experience and enjoyment of said experience insofar as said details shall conform to Sec 1, paragraph 3, subsection 4(a). Owner retains exclusive right to terminate Contract with respect to future completions at any time. Upon termination all previously submitted logs indicating completion of Contract shall not be rendered void.





Appendix A

Appendix B

Appendix C

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Chefhnag gb Frpgvba 1, Cnentencu 3, fhofrpgvba 4(n)

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)