DO NOT FIND THIS CACHE!! ~ Durham Traditional Cache
Us 4 and Jess: Cache Archived
DO NOT FIND THIS CACHE!! ~ Durham
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OK WHY ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING?
DON'T DO IT LEAVE NOW,
OR WHEN YOU GET THERE HEAD STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DOORS!
Do you have a problem with geocaching?
Only you can answer that question for yourself. However, taking the
following quiz may help to put your relationship to geocaching in
perspective for you. If you end up answering "yes" to three or more
questions, you may want to take a good look how your life is
affected by geocaching.
1. Have you missed classes or work because of geocaching?
2. Do you have trouble refusing geocaching?
3. Do you need geocaching in order to have fun at a party?
4. Do you use geocaching to build up your self-confidence?
5. Do you use geocaching to help you relax?
6. Have you tried to give up geocaching and failed?
7. Do you crave geocaching as soon as you wake up?
8. Do you get into trouble because of geocaching?
9. Do you crave geocaching at a definite time daily?
10. Do you lie to others about how often you partake in
Geocaching?
11. Have you gotten into financial difficulties because of
geocaching?
12. Do you often wish people would just mind their own business
about you and geocaching?
13. When you are in a shop, do you look at every hollow object as a
potential cache container?
14. Do you spend most of your time in a pound shop looking for
swag?
15. Everywhere you go, are you always looking for a hiding
spot?
16. Do you get really excited when you find a new park?
17.Do you check Geocaching.com web site more than once a day?
18. Has your GPSr ever been confiscated "for your own good"?
19.Do you no longer think of the city in terms of streets and
addresses but rather cache locations?
20. When you start giving out coordinates instead of map directions
to a particular location (like your house).
21. You’ve had more “conversations” on your Garmin than on your
REAL cell phone.
22. Your wedding invitation features a Difficulty / Terrain
rating.
23. You realize you can now read the hints without clicking
“Decrypt”or looking at the key.
24. You get distracted watching movies because you keep scanning
the background scenery, thinking, “That’d be a GREAT place for a
cache!”
25. The workers at McDonald's are getting suspicious.
26. You name your youngest child, "Micro."
27. Your boss takes you aside and asks about the smell of DEET when
you come back from a long lunch. You lie and claim it's cheap
gin.
28. Your significant other calls you to dinner through the
forums.
29. The police follow you home after another of your massive ZipLoc
shopping runs.
30. Everyone else puts a 50p in the coffee fund jar at work. You
TAKE the 50p, leave a Travel Bug, and cover the jar sticks and
twigs
. We're here to help. This cache is a test to see how addicted to
geocaching you really are.
Your goal is to NOT find this cache.
We all know that there are those among us (and you know who you
are!) who, when they look at the page showing their 25 nearest
caches, see nothing but a perfect page full of finds. Then that new
cache comes along and spoils your pristine page. It sits there at
the top of the list. Taunting you. Staring at you like a giant
unblinking eye.
It calls out to you. "Fiiiind meeee..." You comply, even though
the sun is barely peeking over the horizon.
If you're lucky, you score a First Find, and then race back to log
it in and remove it from your top 20 list.
Ahhhhh. Order again.
The question is, how strong are you? Can you resist searching out
this cache? You have nothing substantive to gain from finding
it.
There is no invigorating hike.
There are no really breathtaking views.
There are no cool first finder tokens to find or other cool pieces
of cache swag to trade for. In fact, the cache contains nothing but
a logbookl.
The cache is hidden in a rather boring, non-imaginative way.
Even the text is blatantly stolen from several similar cache
listings.
The only thing you have to gain from searching out this cache is
just adding another find to your total.
Show the world how strong you are. You can stop geocaching anytime
you want. Really you can...
"Fiiiind meeee..."
DO NOT FIND THIS CACHE........but if you do I want funny logs,
about why you are so addicted!!
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
Bayl bar pyhr................QB ABG SVAQ GUVF PNPUR!!!
Treasures
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