Dear Geocacher
It is with deep sense of purpose and utmost sincerity that i
write this letter to you knowing full well how you may feel as
regards to receiving a mail from somebody you have not met or seen
before. There is no need to fear, I got your address from
www.geocaching.com, a most splendid website which lends credence to
my humble belief. I also assure you of my complete honesty and
trustworthiness.
My name is Mr. Haywood Jamakemerich. I work in the credit and
accounts department of Goliath United Bank of Kiribati. I write you
in respect of a Foreign customer with a Domiciliary account. His
name was Engineer Thaddeus Knurd, a 42 year old resident of Nether
Wallop, Hampshire, UK. He was among the 16 trekkers who died in an
unfortunate snow blower accident while vacationing in Spitzbergen,
Norway during the reign of our glorious leader General Ima
Gonagetu.
Since the demise of this our dear customer, Engineer Knurd, who
was an oil merchant/contractor, I have kept a close watch of the
deposit records and accounts and since then nobody has come to
claim the money in this a/c as next of kin to the late Engineer. He
had 228 Million Australian Dollars (AUD) in his a/c and the a/c is
coded. It is only an insider that could produce the code or
password of the deposit particulars. As it stands now, there is
nobody in that position to produce the needed information other
than my very self considering my humble position at Goliath United
Bank of Kiribati.
Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the
deposit as next of kin, I hereby ask for your co operation in using
your name as the next of kin to the deceased to send these funds
out to a foreign offshore bank a/c for mutual sharing between
myself and you. At this point I am the only one with the
information because I have removed the deposit file from the safe.
By so doing, what is required is to send an application laying
claim of the deposit on your name as next of kin to the late
Engineer. I will need your full name and address, telephone/fax
number, company or residential, also birth date, social security
numbers as well as your bank name, account numbers and applicable
passwords, into which the funds will be transferred. Most
assuredly, you should have no reservations for, as you know, I will
be completely trustworthy with regards to your confidential
information.
Finally i want you to understand that the request for a
foreigner as the next of kin is occasioned by the fact that the
customer was a foreigner and for that reason alone a local cannot
represent as next of kin. When you contact me, then we shall
discuss on how the money will be split between us and 83 others we
shall also speak in details. Although I am currently in Europe for
a 50 week sabbatical, you can reach me at my private number below
for further discussion. Kindly send your reply to my private email
address -- Jamakemerichh@inurwallet.com or
Jamakemerichh960@gargle.com
I assure you that this business venture is completely legal and
aboveboard, however it would behoove you to not discuss this with
others, especially authorities and/or other
“geocachers” who may hear of this opportunity through
geocaching.com. Their desire to achieve the status of First to Find
these riches may adversely affect our monetary position.
Trusting to hear from you confidentially, I remain your
respectful servant
Mr. Haywood Jamakemerich
09/06/09 -- The First to Find award goes
to the Paddling Pirates -- one of three FTFs on this date. And
thanks for sending your banking information to Mr.
Jamakemerich!