The Dark Side of the Queen Mystery Cache
The Dark Side of the Queen
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LET ME GUARANTEE YOU ALL ONE THING. IF YOU TICK OF THE QUEEN, HER DARK SIDE COMES OUT. I WOULDN'T LOOK AT THE POSTED COORDINATES BUT I MIGHT PARK THERE.
I'm not sure why she is so cranky, I only went out for poker night on Friday night and then watched the ballgame on Sunday with friends. She knew what my plans were so when I never came home I just assumed she would appreciate me not coming home late and waking her. I don't know where that lipstick came from....or what happened to Saturday for that matter, but I know (I think) that my friend would have made sure I did nothing stupid. How many weekends are there, I mean this was only the 4th time this happend. What is she so cranky about. I mean...there are plenty of weekends when there are no races, no baseball, football, or soccer. Hockey is a short season and basketball is mostly at night, right? What is her problem.. Enough about the why though. She got so ticked off she took my next cache container and decided to go hide it in the worst place possible. Apparently she doesn't like the idea of me having fun with my friends so she is hiding this purely to upset people. A scorned queen makes for an unhappy house so I didn't get in her way. I learned that lesson long ago. Just let her do her thing and vent however she wants. (Not that I understand what her issue is anyway) A word of wisdom to all you men out there. Never let your wife know where your caching supplies are. I think I now have to fix the garbage disposal after the coins where all put in the sink, and the electrical was shorted out when she pushed my caching knife in a socket. The TV will never be the same now that the ammo can for my next cache is located right in the middle of the screen. She stole a small lock and lock and left the kingdom with her new container to spite all the men in the world. She did not hide it in our lands but of course she would never venture far from the little queens. Well, all in all it isn't too bad. While you folkes are all out looking for her cache I'll be sleeping in the garage in my boat. The bugs shouldn't be too bad in the Winter months anyway. She claims this is the simplest puzzle cache ever posted since she is giving you the coordinates right here.....I guess she does have somewhat of a soft spot in her heart! Maybe I should ask her for a blanket for those cold nights ahead. She also said when I get off double probation, the hide is simple after the you find out where to go, but depending on the season, the terrain changes.......hmmm.....maybe she is just trying to get me lost somewhere. North- Fyra dos vijf nul twee neuf sifar West- zéro sju jeden en sechs fire yon funf
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qba'g nfx zr, fur vf gur bar jub fcrnxf frireny ynathntrf
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