Humpty Dumpty Traditional Cache
Smukke: No longer playing this, and the location was always a little too overgrown to justify keeping a cache there.
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Bison tube camo'd in my usual (that is, unusual) manner. Should be a quick park-n-grab. BYOP. Increased the difficulty rating in light of growth in the area since this one was originally hidden. Some times of year, it will be easier than this suggests, but other times....
Everyone knows the story of Humpty Dumpty, his 'special' relationship with the king, and the mishap with the wall. But what you didn't know is that they cloned Humpty's DNA before the king made him into an omelet.
Humpty the Clone was raised just like his forebear with the exception that he was never allowed near a wall. And he was granted all of the privilege of his prior self, as well as the considerable estate left by said former self. Eventually Humpty the Clone became bored with the kingdom and looked for a nice place in Texas suitable for his money, class & etc. In the heart of The Woodlands, he found Carlton Woods, an exclusive, gated community where he could play golf and enjoy the company of others with well-endowed nest eggs (including rappers, televangelists, sports figures and other interesting people).
While wandering around his property one day with his faithful butler (assigned by the king to essentially babysit the innocent egg), Humpty the Clone noticed a tall brick wall along the back of the property. This fascinated him, and he wanted to immediately climb and sit upon it. The horrified butler persuaded him from doing it but eventually had to tell him the whole story.
Humpty was glad to have been spared the fate of his forebear, but still, the wall beckoned. He did a quick Google search for "safety devices for wall-climbing." Rather than wait for proper climbing-and-sitting gear to arrive from Amazon.com, he snuck away from his butler one afternoon with some twine and a key ring. Authorities suspect he planned to create a safety/bungee system of his own, although the length of twine was clearly too long for safety. And although all the king's horses and all the king's men searched a little bit before running off for a big breakfast at The Egg & I, Humpty the Clone was never seen again.
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Ur unq n terng snyy.
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