It’s well known that Ninjas are better than pirates; but though they are natural enemies of pirates, they do have certain similarities. They both have birrrrds. The pirate has the parrrrot and the ninja has the black parrrrot, also known as arrrraven.
As for weapons, the pirate has his sword, but the ninja has his throwing starrrrrgh. There have also been rumors about an elusive Vampire Ninja Pirate known only as ‘OOHSHINY!’ But don’t worry about her, she won’t (well, maybe she won’t) hurt you. Or she could be hiding right near the cache of goodies.
Ninjas are better than pirates, because when a ninja falls in the forest, he never makes a sound. There could be one sneaking up behind you in the woods, but don’t worry, he might not fall, so you have a chance of hearing him.
WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT?!
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