ATTENTION CITIZENS OF EARTH!!!
We wished
it to be understood that on the 22nd day of your earth month of May
in the year 2010 a space craft of great size, and it's accompanying
armada was supposed to be visible within your skies. It was going
to be awesome.
Know this .
We meant to come assist your world. We totally did. But our ship
captain got ahold of the blender and wouldn't stop with the Purple
Space Margaritas. Before we knew it the entire ship's crew was
drunk. So we couldn't come to give you hope like we planned. Sorry.
We are beings from other planets, who for many eons of your time
have had a weakness for frozen cocktails. All too often they
dissolve us into snorting giggle fits.
We ask
each soul that reads of these words to forgive our penchant for
Purple Space Margaritas. They are like regular margaritas but more
cosmic.....and purple. As responsible alien-type beings, we simply
could not drive drunk. Our ship is huge. The slightest error could
destroy entire civilizations. And our spaceship license would be
suspended for ten to twelve eons.
Know this
Citizens of Earth..... We're still totally planning to stop by at
some point. Until then, be of joy. We will bring you an
understanding of love. We will clear the appalling cloud of
ignorance and hate over your world. We will bring you the most
amazing Purple Space Margaritas you've ever had! Those things can
cure anything.
We…
The Federation of Light… sign off, until we clear up our
schedules a little more. Then we'll totally start be back. And if
you happen to find some of our space stuff would you let us know?
When we made that wobbly U-Turn to go home our windows were open
and some of our stuff flew off the dash and onto your
planet.
Help find some of the space
stuff!
Meet at:
The Bethel Grange
5998 Bethel Road Southeast
Port Orchard, WA
Saturday, May 22, 2010
11AM to 3PM
This will be
a potluck. Please bring a spacy dish to share and your beverage of
choice.
The plan
will be to meet at 11 to get the rundown of the hunt and to
purchase your alien hunting kits. It isn't necessary to purchase a
kit to claim the event. At least one Alien Hunting Kit per car or
group of people will be needed to locate the space stuff that
landed on earth.
Alien
Hunting Kits are $5 and will include everything you need to locate
the stuff. Please see Shop99er or TTUMS to buy your kit when you
arrive. The cost of the kits covers the items purchased to make the
kits as well as the associated expenses of hosting this event. No
profit is made from the sale by any of the Alien Hunting
Crew.
At about
11AM we'll have a little nosh, go over the search plan and have
everyone head out by about noon.
This is
NOT a timed event. You can hunt at your
leisure. Some of the locations where you will find space stuff will
have specials for you to enjoy.
We'd like
you to be back to the Mother Ship (Bethel Grange) between 2 and
2:30PM. When everyone starts wandering back to home base we'll
bring out the food and tell lusty tales of alien hunting, have
another nosh and have a little drawing.
While you
are out hunting aliens we will keep your hot food hot and your cold
food cold.
