| Five Hundred Twentieth in the Famous People (FP) Series - Maris Crane |
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On the television sitcom Frasier, besides the main characters Frasier Crane, his father Martin and brother Niles, Daphne Moon, Roz Doyle and a few others, Maris Crane is never really seen.
Maris Crane is Niles Crane's wife. Maris is immensely wealthy, spoiled, dominating and neurotic. She is never seen on the show except in one episode where her shadow is seen through a shower curtain.
Maris was born in 1952 in Seattle. Her father was known as "The Commodore" and she also has at least two sisters. As a child Maris was quite chubby, but then she started losing weight and was soon very skinny. She stole a crucifix from the Vatican when she was young. She has a sister named Bree, who was born with only one nostril..
Maris lived in her family's mansion, which has been in the family for four generations after they made their fortune from urinal cakes.
Maris carried on being a Seattle socialite for a few years, until in 2003 Maris got herself involved with an Argentinean polo player, Esteban de Rojo, who was violent. Maris killed Esteban in self defense. She stayed in jail for a few months. In early 2004 her defense trial was due to take place, but she escaped to her family's private island, from which she could not be extradited.
Maris sounds a little *crepe-y* to me *Myrtle*, but it also sounds like she likes to keep things *spicey*. Marris Chapel cemetery is your host for this cache. The closest marker to this cache is that of an infant daughter of Mr. & Mrs. Robert Morris.
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