I have had enough of Truckgirl2’s hints about my godly
body shape. 
It is
embarrassing that every time we go to Las Vegas, she feels the need
to rub my belly before rolling the dice at the crap table. Or, when
hungry for a snack, she pokes my belly, listens for the chuckle and
waits for cupcake to magically appear.
Well, enough is enough. I am taking steps to change this. P90S,
Nutrisystem, Weight Watchers ...NO WAY. That is too much work. I
have started my own trend. I call it Optical Slimullision. All you
need to do is find an object that is much larger than you are and
stand next to it. The larger the object the slimmer you look. It is
like magic.
If you do not believe me, you're welcome to come to the
coordinates, stand next to this big belly and see if you do not
look slim. Feel free to take a picture and use it as a Christmas
card.
A large cache is hidden next to the belly. Remember that the
container may appear tiny due to the optical slimullision. If you
are not feeling lucky, you may consider rubbing the belly for good
luck. Remember, this is a family friendly cache, so stop at the
base of the belly.