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PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE CACHE PAGE INCLUDING THE HINT BEFORE ATTEMPTING THIS CACHE!
FTF GOES TO MUTANMATTY!
BEST LOG GOES TO LOUINLIBERTY!!!
FTL GOES TO LARRY739!!!! (How a KS cacher beat all you MO cachers I will never know)
This whole cache page is a lie! I am not even sure we put a cache out. If we did it doesn't have any swag, oh wait that might be lie too. Great, now I cant even keep my stories straight.
Do not go alone. You should use the buddy system for this cache to help each other across areas or to push each other as one or both of you get tired, cranky, whiney and/or want to quit. DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING ALONE! If you do go alone, dont expect someone to come save you. When placing this cache, One member of our party did not return. (If you find Mrs. Buzz please return her. She hasnt cooked in weeks and I am really getting hungry.)
You might want to bring all caching resources available to you including but not limited to:
a 4-Wheeler with a wench, gloves, a flashlight (even during the daylight hours), a piece of typing paper,
a piece of belly button lint(has to be a cacher's belly button), a dime, a stick of gum, a Q-tip, a bottle cap, a small paperclip and a piece of string, because you will need one of these items! One more thing... A sense of humor!! I feel I must warn you this is a quicksand area, and lots of animals roam these woods. Might want to throw some raw meat in your cache bag to distract said animals from you. Oh, and there might be a troll under the bridge on the way to cache, bring what ever they charge for crossing the bridge. Other wise it's a 4 mile walk to where you can cross without paying.
OK. This is how this cache works. We want a story, a BIG story. A WHOPPER. We can’t accept any TFTC, SL or any of that. Give us a lie, write us a novel.
Absolutely nothing truthful can be logged other than the fact you found it.
That's right, you better tell the biggest, boldest, bald-faced lie or story that your wimpy mind can come up with when you describe finding this cache.
The cache contains some priceless items - many with great historical value. Please feel free to take as many items as you want so that the next cachers find the container empty.
The original contents of the cache are:
Large Screen TV (this works great! Feel free to plug it in behind the cache to try it)
Keys to a brand new Porsche (red in color)
2 Tickets to any where you want to go. (because no one wants to go alone)
Brand new Dell Lap top (threw this in because I had too many laying around)
New in the box GPS (cant remember the brand but, it's a good one)
5 $100 dollar bills (feel free to take all of it, next cacher doesn't deserve any because you beat them to the cache)
Various pictures of other cachers "doing it in the woods". (get your mind out of the gutter.)
Tiger Woods' little black book (might have golf tips, or not)
Membership to AIG's bonus program (really hated to give this up)
Please remember to trade up! Let everyone know what you take and leave so the next person can plan ahead.
FIRST TO FIND IS A GIFT CARD FOR A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GEOCOINS!!! (because you can never have to many)
Remember: All log entries must be strictly the truth. Otherwise, your logs will probably be deleted.
Actually, we will be deleting any log we feel like, especially if we do not like your team name.
Do you have any questions about the theme of a Liars Cache? TOO BAD, we will not be any help to you.
Just because our phone number is listed in the log book doesn't mean we will answer the phone.
I copied this cache from several caches out there. I'm lieing about everything except the location (or am I?). Here are some of the caches I was going by and copied and pasted to my cache page.
Alley Cat Liars GC1VNCC
Big Fat Liar! GC11Z37
Big Fat Liar! GC196P2
Fish Tales (A Liar’s Cache) GC1Q349
HNY10 - Why You bunch of LIARS GC21DC0
Liar GC1B5MH
Liar Liar! GC1DDM3
Liar Liar GC1FXR3
Liar Liar GC19W03
Liars Cache GCY36P
Liars' Cache GC5D2C
You Lousy Liar! GC1KN3K
Pants On Fire GC2393A
Permission for this cache was recieved from Jackson county parks and rec. Or not, We may have just drove by this location at 75 MPH and slung the cache out the window. (Just be glad we remembered to open the window this time. Last time we forgot and there was glass all over GZ)
*Note: Statements in the cache description and/or logs may bear little or no resemblance to the truth.
Void where prohibited. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.
Some assembly required. No lifeguard on duty.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Results may vary. Batteries not included.
Do not taunt the bears. One size fits all. No animals were harmed in the creation of this cache.
Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. All weapons and sharp pointy objects are prohibited.
Harmful if taken internally. In case of accidental ingestion, contact the local Poison Control Center.
Additional Hints
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