Whatever You Do, Don't Find This Cache!! Traditional Cache
Whatever You Do, Don't Find This Cache!!
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Are you addicted to geocaching???
Every day, the epidemic of geocaching is taking more victims. They are young and old, experienced and inexperienced. Unfortunately, this seemingly harmless game has a tendency to grab hold of a cacher's very essence and never let go. Now, I know what all of you are saying. "I'm not addicted to caching! What a silly idea!" Well, you are now reading the description of a cache that I told you in the very title not to. It's ok though, because this cache is here to help you.
If you are worried that you may be addicted to geocaching, here are some warning signs:
1.you check your e-mail for new cache notifications and ignore the rest.
2. You find yourself having to explain the abundance of tupperware containers to your parents/spouse.
3. You do your shopping based on what brands make good containers.
4. You look forward to visiting your in-laws.
5. You can't help searching out good hiding spots for caches, even when you're hundreds of miles from home.
6. Your idea of a fun day involves getting up at the crack of dawn and stumbling through the forest to find you missed an FTF by 30 seconds.
7. You mourn archived caches.
8. You take vitamins you don't need so you can have the bottles.
9. You can't watch Planet of the Apes without daydreaming about caching.
10. Altoids suddenly become your favorite candy.
If you display any or all of these warning signs, you may be becoming addicted. For all of you who are, indeed, within the clutches of caching, this cache is here to help. Prove that you can overcome the urge and do not find this cache! If you succeed, feel free to write a note in the log to inspire other addicts.
This cache is a totally mediocre micro cache. There is no great view, no creative container, no travel bugs or geocoins. The Only thing finding this cache will accomplish is another Check mark/ Smiley face and another number to your stats.
Locals- It will be the hardest for you to ignore this cache. It will be staring you in the face all the time. But I know you can do it!
Visitors-There are several caches in this area, so you should be able to satisfy your hunger for caches before hitting this one. JUST DON'T FIND IT!
If you are just passing through-If you can't avoid this cache, you truly are addicted. Need I say more?
So, good luck not finding this cache. FTF gets to know that they are the biggest caching addict around!
(For those of you who see that as a prize, you are very sick and my heart goes out to you)
Based on a cache in Valdosta, GA
Additional Hints
(Decrypt)
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