Short Story; Three Little Pigs? Traditional Cache
Short Story; Three Little Pigs?
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Many Many Moons Ago....
The Earth was once a land of Talking Frogs, Dancing Mice, Fairy Princes and Well Dressed Pigs. Some of us alive today have lived forever and remember the stories well from those times. Others have become Democrats and forgotten or misconstrued the facts of what happened way back then. And such was the story of the Three Little Pigs. Misconstrued by the writer to fit his political needs. You see, the writer was a Fairy and in order to keep the Fairy kingdom in good standing with the rest of the world the story was changed. But I was there, and I remember how it really was.
Once upon a time, there were Three Little Pigs. All three of which were very wealthy Little Pigs. They made a great deal of Trill (Money in the Ancient World) by selling Geocaching supplies (Yes there was Geocaching way back then) to people all over the world over the Internet. (Yes Al Gore was there, he's a Democrat and he invented the Internet, remember the beginning of the story?)
One fine Spring day, a Fairy came strolling by the First Little Pig's house and saw that it was made of Straw. The Fairy wanted the house so he told the First Little Pig he would buy it from him. The Little Piggy said, “No, I have all the money I need, a good home and I like the neighborhood. It's not for sale.” The Fairy became enraged and threw some Fairy Dust into the air. The Fairy turned into a Fairy Hungry Wolf and ate the Little Pig in one giant gulp. While the fight was on between the Little Pig and the Fairy Hungry Wolf, the Straw house was destroyed so the Fairy decided he didn't want it any more.
The Fairy walked on down the road and soon came upon the Second Little Pig's home. The Fairy saw that it was made of Sticks. The Fairy wanted the house so he told the Second Little Pig he would buy it from him. The Little Piggy said, “No, I have all the money I need, a good home and I like the neighborhood. It's not for sale.” The Fairy became enraged and threw some Fairy Dust into the air. The Fairy turned into a Fairy Hungry Wolf and ate the Little Pig in one giant gulp. While the fight was on between the Little Pig and the Fairy Hungry Wolf, the Stick house was destroyed so the Fairy decided he didn't want it any more.
The Fairy walked on down the road and soon came upon the Third Little Pig's home. The Fairy saw that it was made of Rock. The Fairy wanted the house so he told the Third Little Pig he would buy it from him. The Little Piggy said, “No, I have all the money I need, a good home and I like the neighborhood. It's not for sale.” The Fairy became enraged and threw some Fairy Dust into the air. The Fairy turned into a Fairy Hungry Wolf. The Third Little Pig ran in fear towards the house. The Fairy Hungry Wolf knew that if the Pig got to the Rock house and closed the door then the he wouldn't be able to get in and eat him. So the Fairy Hungry Wolf used his Magic Wand and went ZAPIDY ZAP ZAP KAPOOIE! The Rock House was miniaturized to the perfect size for the Fairy but way too small for the Little Pig. The Little Pig screamed and ran but the Fairy Hungry Wolf caught up and swallowed him whole.
The Fairy entered the now miniaturized house where he lived happily ever after.
Moral of the story; Never trust a Fairy that wants something from you. He might turn into a Fairy Hungry Wolf and gobble you up whole.
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