A Bitter Pill Traditional Cache

This cache has been archived.

Heartland Cacher: Greetings I'm Heartland Cacher, one of the volunteer reviewers for caches submitted to Geocaching.com.

I can't find any recent responses from the Cache Owner about maintaining this cache which makes it appear the Cache Owner is either unwilling or unable to maintain the cache. Cache maintenance includes listing maintenance including updating any changes to the text, updating coordinates, removing needs maintenance attributes and enabling the listing. The cache will be archived and removed from the active cache listings.

"If a geocache is archived by a reviewer or staff for lack of maintenance it will not be unarchived." Cache maintenance includes listing maintenance including, but not limited to, updating any changes to the text, updating coordinates, removing needs maintenance attributes and enabling the listing.

Thanks for your understanding,
Heartland Cacher
Your friendly Geocaching.com Community Volunteer Reviewer

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Hidden : 9/30/2010
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size: micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:

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Please replace the lid to this cache to ensure it stays safely hidden.

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Decryption Key

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(letter above equals below, and vice versa)


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