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Liar Liar Pants on Fire (Waikato) Mystery Cache

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cashkids: Archived all caches around Ngaroto..To be fair 70% are very hard to find due to changes in the area with windfalls,clearing and weeds taking over to the point where you cant safely see where you are stepping.
Thank you to all the finders happy and frustrated.

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Hidden : 6/25/2010
Difficulty:
5 out of 5
Terrain:
4 out of 5

Size: Size:   other (other)

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Geocache Description:

Liar, liar, pants on fire,
Your nose is long as a telephone wire!

Difficulty


Why a Difficulty 5

Is it a Brain Melting Puzzle

Do you have to be a Rocket Scientist

Is it just unsolvable

YES !!!

ALL OF THE ABOVE !!!

ITS JUST A REAL HARD FIND !!!

YOU SEE THE CACHE WAS NOT ACTUALLY PLACED !!!

ITS NOT AT THE ABOVE POSTED COORDINATES !!!

DO NOT GO THERE !!!

IN FACT IT HAS NOT BEEN PUBLISHED YET !!!

COME ON .... A BIG FAT PORKY

I HAVE NOT ADDED A : In case you need to check where you think it might be in case you don't decide to find it.

EXTRA NOTES TO ASSIST:

  • Stealth will be required as the neighbouring gang headquarters dobermans are very alert.
  • 24/7 You decide..best drive by first and check the area and attempt an assault when you feel in your comfort zone.
  • Time...depending on your level of fitness and how well you can repel on a rope will vary between cachers.
  • Stroller access YES.. but keep an eye on the kids as there are baby snatchers operating here.
  • Depending upon the season there may be plant hazards here..mostly bush lawyer and gorse and could be sprayed blackberry canes as well.
  • Swimming for your Life may be an option for a quick getaway but beware of Piranha during summer.
  • Bring climbing gear if you wish to take the quicker approach straight up.
  • Cache is very large radioactive canister..Take care not to disturb the fuel rods!

Upon not placing the cache the following items were added to goodie bag:

  • Unclaimed winning powerball ticket.
  • Keys for Porsche 924 parked nearby.
  • Rolex Classic series watch signed by Steve Austin.
  • A Barrel of monkeys
  • A cuddly toy.
  • Two clips and ammo for AK47.
  • Macdonalds drive thru VIP sticker
  • Packet of Band Aids.
  • $50.00 KFC Voucher.
  • Invitation for dinner for two with Richard Dean Anderson
  • Unwanted Apple iPad prize claim form

Logging requirement...

If you should happen to find this cache (which isn't likely) and logbook then you must Lie about the circumstances which brought you to it..How and Where you found it.. and what you experienced at GZ.

Telling the truth will not be accepted.

Unless you are this Fella!

"The fact you found it will need to be the truth however".

Disclaimer:

Contents of this cache page may be misleading or not true and correct.

Undertaking this cache adventure will require the ability to have fun.

Do not attempt if you are not comfortable with enjoyment ........

And the last words go's to....Einstein.

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

V'z jvgu Qnssl...gehfg lbhe vafgvapgf,Vgf nyy yvrf!

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)