Ahoy thar Land Lubbers! Septembree 19th be TLAPD, a tide be sea
dogs an' land lubbers wants t' be like me. Lets be havin' a party
'ere sea dogs an' land lubbers can go arrrgh an' search fer booty.
So put on yer boots, grab yer eyepatch an' let th' parrot ou' o'
th' cage.
Where: Waimanalo Bay Beach Park aka Sherwood Forest,
plenty o' space t' park yer boat..
When: Septembree 19, 2010 11am t' 2pm or when yer ready
t' keel haul th' plank
Why: On accoun' o' land lubbers likes t' say Arrrgh an'
search fer booty.
What to bring: Your gps, somethin' t' sit down on, an'
yer pirate attitude.
What to eat: We`ll be havin' a potluck an' feastin' on
some find foods. Ya landlubber! We be bringin' th' salty dogs on a
bun so brin' somethin' else ya scurvy dog.
What to do:
- Tellin' stories o' our adventures on th' open sea
- searchin' fer booty like a real pirate! Bring yer compass
- We be playin' a game o' bones an' pilferage, so brin' a wrapped
piece o' treasure to wager
- Put on yer eye patch, there be a prize fer th' best dressed
pirate
Here be some things that might help ye in gettin' ready fer
TLAPD.
A Pirate Translator so ye know how t' speak like a
"gentleman o' fortune".
Because nay
sea dogs an' land lubbers can be named Captian Blackbeard, find yer
own name.
And fer when ye be basically at a lose o' words, here be
somethin' cool t' say.

And if yer wonderin' why thar be a dangerous on th'
attributes? Thats on accoun' o' its always dangerous when devious
sea dogs be about.