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Troll Relocation Program in Dickson? Traditional Cache

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Difficulty:
3 out of 5
Terrain:
3 out of 5

Size: Size:   small (small)

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Geocache Description:


The injustices still continues by the Troll (geo)Seekers Alliance (TSA), a department of Home Land Security to relocate all Trolls in Dickson County.

TSA has said in the past that this program was an educational program but, it has quickly grown into a relocation program by up-rooting both young and old Trolls to inhospitable habitats like the sunlight, water and green trees.

The TSA say they do not believe the Trolls are a security threat but, just a “few" are making it difficult for the rest of the Troll community. "The directive only affects a ‘small’ number of individuals and should not be a problem for the rest of the population", a TSA representative stated. "Besides," the TSA Rep. added, "They are just Trolls and no one cares."

Trolls Against Relocation Program (TARPs) has an army of litigators filing law suits against TSA and Home Land Security. A TARPs Rep. said, "This is an injustice to all Trolls and we will leave no 'stone' unturned to gain justice."

As geocachers we all know that Trolls protect caches. So, with the relocation of Trolls, then goes the relocation of caches. With that being said, pay close attention to your surroundings because the Trolls are out there and they are not in a good mood…be wary b/c there is an underground movement afoot!

The saga continues…

NOW FOR THE CACHE:

Parking can be limited but, there are a few pull off spots on the West side of the bridge...just be careful. If there are vehicles there, then there are people around. The reason for the higher terrain rating is for the steep trail off the road next to the bridge. Be careful here because of the loose rocks and steepness. It is not steep for long, and once at the bottom the terrain is no higher than 1.5 but, there are some rocks to walk on to get to ground zero…be careful.

The Coord’s will take you past the East side of the bridge…just follow the trail. You should notice those beautiful grey rocks that are used for erosion control. The cache is located just off the trail in the rocks. You do not have to search below any brush or greenery that covers the rocks. You do not have to get wet unless you want to. It is not on the bridge.

You are looking for a camouflaged Altoid tin type container the size of a pack of cigarettes. FTF will be rewarded with a $1.00 bill. The cache also contains small trade items. You need a writing apparatus. Please reseal plastic to keep dry.

This is a local fishin’/swimin’ hole occupied by young and old…at times there can be a lot of muggles…use stealth or distractions as needed. Good Hunting my Friends…

Member of Middle Tennessee GeoCachers Club - www.mtgc.org

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

Guebhtu bhg aneengvir. Ybbx sbe trbzrgevp funcrf naq lbh jvyy or erjneqrq jvgu n svaq.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
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N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)