Ya’ll come on down and visit us here at the finest road kill café in these parts. The wait staff is nice and the food is always hot off the grill; the grill of a Peterbilt that is. Let’s have a look at the menu:
• Armadillo on the Half Shell ( our specialty )
• Buzzard Eggs - anyway you like them, fried over easy or scrambled
• Turtle Soup with minimal shell
• Highway 380 Venison Burgers
• Back Road Surprised Skunk
• Centerline Rattlesnake Hash
We know the answer to the age old question: “Why did the chicken cross the road?” See hint for answer.
So come on in for a few minutes of rest and relaxation in the shade of some mighty oaks. We have an outdoor grill and a fenced in patio area for your dining pleasure. We are open 24 hours a day for your convenience.
There are at least two ways to get to GZ. One will involve a nice walk through knee high to waist high grasses punctuated by some minor bush whacking. The other will take you through some semi-dense forest, so pick your poison. Initial contents are log, pen, SWAG, FTF prize, laminated stash note, and a registered TB. FTF prize is an unregistered TB.