Crayons Mystery Cache

The cache is not located at the posted coordinates.

In order to find the cache you must complete the puzzle, find the value of each word (Example: RonTon = 18+15+14+20+15+14=96) apply the math and plug your findings into these coordinates: N41 AB.CDE  W091 FG.HIJ

The cache container is one of Welch’s ‘ready to place caches’ we won it at the recent ‘Duck Duck’ geocaching event. Thank you Welch!

Have fun! Stay safe!

Crayons

A - Nonsense phrase used as a jovial greeting: How now ______ cow! (1^st number x 2^nd number / 2 - 2)

B - Engage in a riotous spree: Paint the town ______ (2 digit number / 3)

C - A complete surprise: A bolt out of the ______ (2 digit number / 2 + 4 / 3)

D - In perfect condition, especially of health: In the ______ (2 digit number / 10 – 1)

E - Jealous: ______ with envy (1^st number x 2^nd number / 12 + 2)

F - A burdensome possession: A ______ elephant (2 digit number / 13)

G - Completely dark: ______ as the ace of spades (1^st number x 2^nd number  / 6 – 2)

H - A derogatory nickname for a coward: ______ belly (2 digit number / 2 / 2 – 20)

I - Making an unfair comparison: An apple to an  ______ (1^st number x 2^nd number + 4)

J - Poem by Jenny Joseph: When I Am an Old Woman I Shall Wear _____(1^st number x 2^nd number / 2 / 4 – 1)

You can check your answers for this puzzle on Geochecker.com.