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Junior's Laughing at You Traditional Cache

Hidden : 09/26/2010
Difficulty:
1 out of 5
Terrain:
1 out of 5

Size: Size:   micro (micro)

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Geocache Description:


This cache is in a light post. Prove you are not weak to the temptation of geocaching and DO NOT FIND, LOG OR ADMIT IN ANY WAY YOU LIFTED THE SKIRT HERE.

Junior is laughing at your weakness!


There is NO prize for the FTF, no feel good 'AHA' moment; only the SHAME of having no self control when it comes to geocaching. There is nothing special about the container. There is nothing special about the location. There is no special “thrill of the hunt” and no special feeling of accomplishment. In fact you should feel a little soiled. It only proves that if you log it you are addicted to Geocaching. You may have a problem and not even know about it. If you can answer yes to any of the following questions you should seek therapy for your addiction. But DO NOT HUNT THIS CACHE!!!

~ Have you ever had an encounter with an officer of the law at or near a cache sight?

~ Have you ever stuck your finger or hand in someplace you know you shouldn't?

~ Have your last bodily injuries occurred because of geocaching?

~Are you spending more on gasoline because of geocaching?

~ Do you have more than 5 PAF's programmed into your cell phone?

~ Do you know what acronyms like PAF, TFTC, TNLNSL mean?

~ Do you have a special bag in your car with geocaching related items in it?

~ Do you jump when you get a text or email, thinking it could be a new cache?

~ Have you missed an important event, been late to an appointment or left someplace early (or caused somebody else to do so) because of geocaching?

~ If your GPS was lost or broken would you purchase a new one within 24 hours?

~ Do you drive by the location of a find and think to yourself "There's a cache there"?

~Have you NEVER said "It's too (insert your adjective here) outside to cache today"?

Prove that you are strong, and let this cache go. Though it may haunt you every time you look at the local map, be strong. Fight your addiction! You do not need this cache. You CAN let one go.

We know the signs of addiction, we know we are helplessly and hopelessly in the clutches of geocaching. We wondered at 100 caches found, worried a bit by 500 and thought there might be an issue at 1,000. By 2,000 we suspected we might not be able to quit and now that we have reached 2,500 finds we know that we have made a lifelong decision to geocache.

If you choose to give into the temptation and hunt this cache, atone for your weakness and share an example of how addicted you actually are.

Please DO NOT post a log with only 'tftc', 'quick find' or 'sl' ~ we need to laugh at you!

Shame on Mike 463 for being so weak he HAD to get the FTF. You should hang your head in embarrassment! Of course, we would have done the exact same thing!!

Additional Hints (Decrypt)

[It's under the light post skirt] Lbh ner fb cngurgvp gung lbh ner npghnyyl ernqvat guvf.

Decryption Key

A|B|C|D|E|F|G|H|I|J|K|L|M
-------------------------
N|O|P|Q|R|S|T|U|V|W|X|Y|Z

(letter above equals below, and vice versa)