Skip to content

DON'T PANIC! #4 - Mattress (Zem) Traditional Cache

This cache has been archived.

RandomH3ro: archived

More
Hidden : 11/1/2010
Difficulty:
1.5 out of 5
Terrain:
1.5 out of 5

Size: Size:   regular (regular)

Join now to view geocache location details. It's free!

Watch

How Geocaching Works

Please note Use of geocaching.com services is subject to the terms and conditions in our disclaimer.

Geocache Description:


Mattresses are incredibly useful creatures. They have evolved over the course of millions of years to become a remarkable example of how useful life can be once it has been thoroughly killed. Mattresses are native to the various swamps found on the planet Squornshellous Zeta. Mattresses can be considered a relatively intelligent form of life in that they are self-aware, can communicate, and have developed a primitive culture.
Mattresses can live in the wild for anywhere up to 70 Squornshellous Zeta-years (roughly 3 Earth years), and up to 75 in captivity. Male mattresses often exhibit tendencies to be overly protective of their territory and harem of females. Male mattresses will aggressively willomy at one another until one abdicates and globbers away in defeat in order to protect all that it holds dear. Mattresses are often recognizable for their rectangular prism-like shape and patterned skin. Various subspecies exhibit different shades and textures of skin. Mattresses are most known for being a highly traded and valued intergalactic commodity. The dried carcasses of mattresses are used by a variety of species across the universe as a sleeping surface. Mattresses rarely return to life once they are killed.

Additional Hints (No hints available.)