The Cache is NOT at the Listed Coordinates.
The listed coordinates are for suggested Parking.
Me and the guys had just finished devouring a Porterhouse Steak swimming in butter with sides of Creamed Spinach and Home Fries accompanied by too many "Jack on the Rocks". We sat around the table, basking in the aura of good friendship and better conversation, when the subject of Movies came up. This morphed seamlessly into a discussion of the distinction between "Chick Flicks" and "Bro-Films". This cache was the natural outgrowth of that conversation.
Definitions that may prove helpful in solving the puzzle:
Chick Flick: Primary Definition - A movie producing a tearful response in the viewer and populated by sensitive thoughtful and caring people undergoing life’s disappointments and ending with all their dreams fulfilled and/or a tragic, but life affirming final scene.
Alternative Definition: A movie a man will only go to if he did something really, really bad or ....
Bro-Film: Primary Definition - Any movie characterized by gratuitous violence, very large guns, car chases, the consumption of large quantities of alcohol, men acting stupid and women of unnatural proportions.
Alternative Definition – A movie, that upon its conclusion, causes any woman accompanying a man to say, “Now you have to see Sex in the City with me!
The Cache is a Decorated Large Bison Tube. It is hidden in a small segment of Rahway River Park a short walk from parking. Please bring your own pen or pencil. THE CACHE IS ATTACHED TO WHERE IT'S HID...PLEASE OPEN IN PLACE!
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