THEN WELCOME TO GRINCHMAS
2010.
Another year has passed and much to the
Grinch’s delight
A new host of followers have been added to his might
These Grinchettes are trained, ready and able
To add to the Grinches great glory and stupendous fable.
jamM Claus has recuited some Secret
Santa’s
But rumor has it they’re only a bunch of rotten bananas
The Clauses slippery tricks, mirrors and/or smoke
Will still not stop the Grinch from giving him a
stroke.
The Grinchmas strategic plan is all set
Which has caused jamM Claus to break into a big sweat
Bring on Donna, Blitnz, Dancer or any other Cacher
Because you know what, big guy? The Grinch has the
answer.
-Muggle Grinch-
IMPORTANT:To accomodate the masses, their mumbles
and their grumbles about not being in their backyard this year's
caches due to the hiders, will be hidden far and wide from the
Hartford Area to beyond (or slightly west of)the New York line. So
set your notifications accordingly.
In disruption of the holiday season “The Grinch” and
his minions the grinchettes, a/k/a WhoDats, are devious enough to
present “The 13 Days of Stealing Cachemas”, a cache
series running from December 24 to January 5 modeled after a
familiar Christmas story by DR. SEUSS. For each of the 13 days (I
like that number) a new cache is released. In addition to the
winter-friendly fun, each cache WILL CONTAIN A CLUE TO THE IDENTITY
OF THE HIDER, which you WILL NEED to find to the coordinates for
THE final prize cache where a special gift awaits you (unless it
has been stolen.) The “Prize” is something stolen by
the Grinch. There is no need to trade or steal – BAD luck to
all of you.
To find this cache DO NOT GO TO
THE POSTED COORDINATES.
(Unless you want to see Cachemas Headquarters)
Instead find the 13 Grinch caches, collect the clues,( hider
identities) and Total them. You must include all characters,
including spaces in the cacher’s OFFICIAL name on the
geosite. No nick names or shortcuts. For example
“Mrs._Cacher” is a total of 11 characters as is
“Lost Kitten “ and “Jacky&Jilly” When
you have the TOTAL, multiply it by 8352 this will be your ID ( no
spaces or commas ) Now multiply the TOTAL by 7839 this will be your
PW( no spaces or commas)
Grinches Hideout - Finale, click
here
.
The "park" is closed from dusk to dawn.
Parking area and trail head is a cul de sac and the end of a
residence driveway. Park off to the left:
DO NOT BLOCK THE DRIVEWAY.
-Have a Miserable Cachemas-
from THE GRINCH.
DISCLAIMER, (Please Read Carefully Before Starting The Series As Our
Menu Has Changed)
This cache is meant purely for the Grinch's and his minions
recreational purposes. Any resemblance to real persons, living or
dead is intentional. Void where prohibited unless you are caught.
Some disassembly required. Dead batteries included. Contents may
settle during cache finds. Use hints only as directed or as a last
resort. Do not cache while operating a motor vehicle or heavy gps
equipment. Subject to CTReviewer approval. This is not an offer to
sell geocache items as advertising is not allowed on this site.
Maybe too intense for some cachers. Do not disturb wildlife,
especially grizzlys. If condition persists, consult CTReviewer. No
user-serviceable parts in caches. Freshest if found before any
cachemas series release date on cache pages. Subject to co-ordinate
changes without notice. Downloading cache page constitutes
acceptance of agreement and your stupidity. For off-road use only,
park and rides do not apply. As seen on geocache site, but don't
try this at home. One size "nano" gives fits to all. Many caches
look alike. Cachers may, in time, fade. I have written cache
descriptions which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet
especially in water. For caching use only. Not affiliated with the
cachemas series. Edited for caching. Keep cool; process and find
promptly. Post office, FedX and UPS will not deliver:You have to
find them. Coordinates were accurate at the time of hiding. Not
responsible for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential
damages resulting from any DNF’s, error or failure to
perform. At participating coordinates only. Penalty for finding
ahead of publishing. See hints for sequence. Substantial penalty
for micros. Falling rock or rock falling your call. Your log is
your receipt. Caches sanitized for your protection. Sign log book
without admitting guilt. Cachers and their families are eligible.
Beware of reindeer. A few cachers have been briefed on some hides
before the release. Limited time offer. Find now before next year
to insure prompt credit. You must be present to find. No passes
accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at
location stamped in code at top of the cache page. Cache only in a
well-ventilated areas. Keep away from fire, flame, or muggle.
Replace with same type if it needs maintenance. Approved for
veteran cachers. Better chance of finding for two or more. Not tax
deductible. Some equipment suggested is optional but necessary. No
Canadian coins accepted. Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Procreation at your own risk. No solicitors. Sales people only
after bribes. No alcohol or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise
specified. Cache package, not for resale. Do not try this at home.
Call toll free before digging. Warning practiced on a closed
geocache site by professional cachers. Cachers do not carry cash.
Some of the cacher trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
incrimination purposes only. Decision of CTReviewer is final.
Grinch and his brands and all of the caches he hides guarantee
non purity and non quality, not fun of hides. If after finding any
cache and logging it for a reasonable amount of time ( maximum 3
minutes from date of find), a cacher determines it to be
unsatisfactory (defective), the cacher should (upon authorization
from Grinch ) return the log entry to the geocache website for
removal of a find. Credit toward another find or a travel bug less
shipping and handling fees, will not be considered. This supersedes
all previous notices.
