This is one of Junior's favorite bad jokes:
Ollie went to the neighborhood dance,
And won the big door prize.
It was a toilet brush and he took it home,
and the next week one of the guys
said "Ollie how's that toilet brush;
the one you won from the neighbors?"
Ollie said, "Oh, it works pretty good
but I prefer toilet paper."
Congratulations to the FTF Party: ColbsterG, M2Geo, anna lisa, Good FairyFauna, JeepO2 and Mike463
Junior's Favorite New Bad Joke so far (as of 4/21/13):
Why do pirates wear underwear? To hide their booty.
(courtesy of the 3rd deal)