You are Invited to Inspect and Investigate. It’s Impossible to Ignore or be Impartial to these Important Inhabitants of our planet. Some are Industrious while others are Irritating. Some are Inquisitive, others are Insidious. All are Intelligent and sure to Inspire although many tend to be Icky, Itchy, Irate, and Impoilte.
Ignore your Impulse is to Immediately Increase the Interval between you and these Imminent Insects. We’d like to Insure you that these Invertebrates are quite Immobile and cannot Injure.